his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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