from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
