so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
