Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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