Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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