I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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