No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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