no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he puts the penis in happiness.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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