i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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