i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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