do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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