Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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