After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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