4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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