I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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