Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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