I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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