Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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