So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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