Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
There r osticjed everywhere
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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