Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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