bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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