Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
