I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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