Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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