That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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