Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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