She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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