Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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