why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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