I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
