I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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