I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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