Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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