i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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