I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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