She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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