addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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