He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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