after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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