I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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