dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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