You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Randomize
