i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Randomize
