she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I can't put those talents on a resume
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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