just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Couch. On fire.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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