yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Can I color on your dick again?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Randomize
