very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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