Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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