yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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