margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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