ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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