do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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