Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it was like eating out sand paper
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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