And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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